Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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