I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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