Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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