I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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