you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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