chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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