I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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