shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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