do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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