I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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