I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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