This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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