Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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