My friends, they love my intelligence
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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