ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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