Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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