you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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