your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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