I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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