Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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