Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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