Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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