OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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