Those balls look pretty dangerous.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Less talking, more tequila
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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