Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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