if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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