is your mom at the bar?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Randomize
