I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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