she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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