dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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