Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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