So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
