My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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