Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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