windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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