I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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