I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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