I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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