gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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