I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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