The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
why is half of my head shaved?
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