Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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