I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No subtext here. People are naked.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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