covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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