if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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