i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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