so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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