Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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