new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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