Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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