do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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