Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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